posting this for Tarheel State O' Mind

She seems to be having problems with the comments. So I'm posting it here, because it's funny.


For Ephemerina...
(Apologies to Pink Floyd)

"Priggies" (Three Different Ones)"

Big gal, Prig gal, ha ha, charade you are
You well-heeled Pig squeal, ha ha, charade you are
And with smirk upon on your face-
You nearly think you've won the chase
Almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
Squealin' "keep on digging"
Pig stain on your Priggie chin
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Can't stop Hag bag, ha ha, charade you are
You fucked up old, cold shag, ha ha, charade you are
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
You're nearly a good laugh
Homemade sin's ugly sister grin
You like the feel of Steal
Hot shit on a shat bin
Poseur fun - were you ever a nun?
You're nearly a laugh
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.

Hey you Ho-house, Pig louse, ha ha, charade you are
You skank bitch, face twitch, ha ha, charade you are
You're trying to keep our findings off the street
You're nearly a real treat
Falling on a tight slip; a bold feat
And do you feel abused?
.....!.....!.....!.....!
You gotta stem the evil tide
And keep the rot on the inside
Priggie you're nearly a treat
Priggie you're nearly a treat
But you're really a cry.