today's gagworthy entry

Here's the last letter "Jesse" sent me, mailed from Alaska by his "ex-professor" the day after he died. Apparently it fell behind a cushion on the couch where "Jesse" was sleeping and when he couldn't find it he asked this guy to mail it for him. People who read my prior blog (not available any longer) have already seen the front of the card - a prairie dog. I received this card around the 8th, but held onto it to open with Janna in New Mexico, where we stayed at "Jesse's" favorite spa to celebrate his birthday, September 21.

So, that's the backstory. Here's the letter. Isn't it sweet? Isn't Janna creative?

in case you're still curious...

I thought I'd put up some more photos.

"Jesse's" alleged horse, "Bowie"

"Jesse's" alleged barn, and alleged other horse, "Shidoni"

"Jesse's" alleged brother-in-law, "Tim Kuippfer" and two llamas

"Jesse's" alleged grandfather, "Desmond" Something-or-other-Irish

"Jesse's" alleged father, "Davian Blaine" (the guy in the middle) in college in Colorado back in the hippie heyday

"Jesse's" alleged friends, "Bean," "Butch," "Cakey," and "Clue"


"Cakey's" alleged ex-lair, before moving to the wonderful house on "Jesse's" ranch.

Another pic of "Cakey's" lair

Another photo of "Jesse's" alleged ex-wife "Krista"

A photo of two of "Alice Aloha's" alleged teacher coven members - the one on the right ("Lesley") tried to get jiggy with "Jesse"

"Jesse's" alleged Argentinian friend "Pavlo"

"Jesse's" alleged niece "Oona" days after being born in February 2006

"Jesse's" alleged niece "Oona" a year later.

"Jesse's" alleged son "Rhys" at the wedding of "Krista" to her second husband, "Steve"
"Jesse's" alleged son "Rhys" about a year and a half ago

The famous "Jesse feeding a prairie dog" photo

A photo of "Jesse" that his sister "Alice Aloha" sent me

A photo of "Jesse" and "Cakey's" alleged wife "Amy" that was on "Cakey's" blog

The first photo anyone ever saw of "Jesse" supposedly taken Memorial Day 2004, I believe

"Jesse" with his alleged dog, "Hoot"

Another photo of "Jesse" from "Cakey's" blog

A photo of "Jesse" when he was an alleged child

A photo of "Jesse" the day he left the NY psychiatric facility (2004 I think) - he said he wanted to remember what his stay there was like

A photo of "Jesse" and "Rhys" that "Alice Aloha" sent me

A photo of "Jesse" and some guy allegedly called "Bear" or something butch like that.


Photos of Jesse when he was in Little League, before he was traded as a sex toy to drug dealers by his "fauxther"


I'm sure I have more photos lying around, but I've spent my allotted amount of time on Janna crap today, and have my real life to get back to. Who knows what I'll put up here tomorrow? Maybe I'll revive "Jesse's" blog. Ha.

adios, amoebas

I'm wrapping this show up, but because I'm a big fan of closure, I'll be throwing a few things up here before I call it a day. One of those things is "Jesse's" tribute blog. For those of you who either want a stroll down surreal memory lane, or for people who never did get a look at it in the first place. Good thing I save everything, eh?

You'll find moving entries from Janna (as bajo, or Magnolia, as she was known thereabouts), "Jesse's" sister "Aloha," "Annie Martel," "Cakey," "Krista," "Rhys," "Pavlo," "Tim," and Janna's daughter Jessica (as the second part of JSquared). There were also some of "Jesse's" friends from the Deadwood boards, who I know exist! Thank the Lawd for small miracles. And me, there's some stuff from me too. Try not to laugh at me too much, and remember I was a basket case a year ago.

Janna prompted me to take the blog private, because she knew freaks were reading it, and it made her uncomfortable to post there. More likely she was afraid she'd be found out by someone she knew. Whatever the reason, here it is, no longer under wraps.

Go to town.

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